I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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