she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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