i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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