just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I will pee on everything he values.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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