he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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