I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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