The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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