every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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