If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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