I think scott just propositioned me for sex
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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