I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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