that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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