just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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