No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I want to make a zoo with you.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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