We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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