I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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