Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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