I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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