He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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