And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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