ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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