now i know why i became what i already was.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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