i already hear my dad disowning me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
