dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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