the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I party with great urgency now.
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