did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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