So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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