Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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