Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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