I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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