Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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