it's too hot outside to masturbate.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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