I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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