so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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