what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I got inside last night via doggy door
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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