I love black thongs
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Randomize
