did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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