Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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