All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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