how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i am craving dick and cupcakes
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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