i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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