Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Mom said you looked used
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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