i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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