it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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