it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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