Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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