Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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