so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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