so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it hurts more in the daytime
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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