I want to walk on stilts...naked
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I will be naked everywhere
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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