You really coming over, don't trick.
handjob tips. give me some.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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