Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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