I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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