Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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