I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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