no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm always down for nudity.
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