We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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