One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Drunk is a universal language darling
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