Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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