I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i would one night stand the shit outta him
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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